orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

memeufacturing:

me: doc i’m sick
doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

davekatswag:

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

officialfrenchtoast:

good grades the entire year but fucking up ur final exam